Act I
Scene 1: “A Crazy Little Café Called Love!” (3f, 3m)
(Voices of BRIDE, BRIDE’S FATHER, BRIDE’S MOTHER – See Scene 7 for descriptions.)
BOB – Writes/directs horror movies
WAITRESS – Sharp, smart, runs café
MONK – Doesn’t have a line in this scene
LINDA – Conservative young women on blind date
MR. PHILIPS – Grumpy elderly man with cane
NUN – Perky, extroverted, ex-actress, daughter of MR. PHILIPS
BRIDE – Emotional wreck
Scene 2: “Bad Dating Advice” (2f, 2m)
LINDA – Conservative, young woman on blind date
LARRY – Conservative, young man on blind date
BETTY – Linda’s sister & jaded dating game player
BRUCE – Larry’s brother & jaded dating game player
Scene 3: “Mr. Philips & The Tiramisu” (2f, 1m)
MR. PHILIPS – Grumpy elderly man with cane
EVELINE – Alert, annoyed, confident, elderly wife
WAITRESS – Sharp, smart, runs café
Scene 4: “The Monk & The Waitress” (1f, 1m)
WAITRESS – Sharp, smart, runs café
MAN – A man who might want to be a Monk.
Act II
Scene 5: “The Fortune Teller Gets Told” (2f, 1m)
MR. PHILIPS – Grumpy elderly man with cane
WAITRESS – Sharp, smart, runs café
NUN – Perky, extroverted, ex-actress, daughter of MR. PHILIPS
Scene 6: “Another Blockbuster for Bob!” (2f, 2m)
SIDNEY – Philosophical, adjunct literature professor
LESLIE – Strong, alert, very loving wife
BOB – Writes/directs horror movies
WAITRESS – Sharp, smart, runs café
Scene 7: “The Bride’s Dad Is Livid” (2f, 2m)
BRIDE – Emotional wreck
FATHER – Bride’s father, concerned about money & should be
MOTHER – Bride’s mother, fast-talking, hyper, believes this is her day
GROOM – Voice of reason and sanity
Scene 8: “Take 2: A Crazy Little Café Called Love!” (3f, 3m)
[A cut-down, fast repeat of Scene #1.]
BOB
WAITRESS
MONK
LINDA
MR. PHILIPS
NUN
BRIDE